post office fruedian slip

so i found this review of a post office in philadelphia and the little fruedian slip at the end is histerical and priceless ... :D

"It does not matter what time you go in there, there will be 15 peopel in line and one person behind the counter. God forbid you get them when they are on their cell phone! You, the customer, can wait for their phone call to end. I also enjoy the obnoxiously loud rap music that blasts from the black and you hear the other employees laughing. Typical lazy behavior!‎"

robert downey jr and his jude

in honor of inception's opening day (and my 40th post), i wanted to present my parody of another fabulous film: "Sherlock Holmes". it's not a parody of the film, per say, but rather of the film-making process. i being one of the millions of fan girls that wanted sherlock and watson / robert downey jr. and jude law to get it on, i created this comic because i could not concentrate on studying for an ancient world civilizations mid term ... enjoy ... :D
this comic i made for my friends was the reason i started this blog - their awesome reaction to it made me think that i could hopefully brighten other people's day with my ridiculous antics.

inception ... was ... all it was supposed to be and more

thank you, tom hardy, for existing with your lusciously huge black-guy lips and homoerotic inuendo with joseph gordon levitt in inception *heart heart heart*

inception was a phenomenal work of cinematography. beautiful cast aside, the concept and plot were well executed and easy to follow while still being intriguing and intelligent. you were completely enveloped in their world and it was truly fascinating. i would love to share a dream and be in that universe if not just for the limitless possibilities, but for the gorgeous men.

go see it, bitches. you will not be disappointed :D

terribly amazing texts

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naaaaaail partaaaaaay

alana, kate, steph, and i just had a smidge of a nail paraty and got our creative juices a-flowin in a rediculous way. it was epic, it was awesome, and it will be repeated every tuesday in between our classes. they will get more complex and (according to what we discussed today) more cheeky ;P
on kate's thumb, alana painted a cat face and on her other thumb... she attempted to paint a cat. its a bit hard to see, but that shiny blob thingy on the right thumb nail is "derpy cat" shortly after we nearly pissed our pants looking at this fucked up cat, kate plunged him into a cap of nail polish remover saying "diiiiiiie!" but its okay derpy cat, if we learned anything from watching the rediculous amount of animal planet we watched today, its that you, like half-tusk, can "learn the healing power of time".

steph had alana paint leopard spots over her bright orange base and proceeded to claw and guuuur occasionally throughout the evening :)

as for myself, i attempted to do a zebra print because i looooove me some zebra print and pink and lime green are my favorite colors. i cannot remember the last time i painted my nails and designed on them so i was quite shocked and happy with the results. i will most certainly step up my game for next week ;D

fun as that was, right now i cannot tear my mind away from the amazing phantasm i am about to behold - yes, i am going to the midnight premier of Inception. tom, leo, joe, cilly - i love you boys and i can't wait to see how glorious you are together!!!!!

... something's ... missing ...

nobody's whiter than me

my mom is a pip - she called to say hello and asked "are you going to bed soon? i bet not because i saw that those shows you like like 'nobody's whiter than me' are on late" ... she meant "the whitest kids u know" ...

i laughed so hard ... though that might just be me.
what the hell kind of crazy racist show would "nobody's whiter than me" be?

if you haven't checked out whitest kids, you totally should - they have a freakin dinosaur rap ... it's mad bitchin and friggen hilarious.
p.s. - darren trumeter is hot as hell. <3

strip tease orangutan

pimp juice

inception

who else is stoked out of their freakin' minds about inception???? Leonardo Dicaprio, Tom Hardy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Cillian Murphy just sitting together and chatting would have been good enough for me - but no! they're in a movie with an amazing concept that i've been waiting to see for months! this is the most manticipated movie of the year: men want to see it and women want to see it for the men. this is a man-gold film if there ever was one ...

chace crawford

that's soooome beaver

t-rex freakin' out

orlando bloom

tom hardy

you are indeed hot and a freak and i love you for it!

david boreanaz

undies!

robert pattinson

naked bar

david duchovny's tea time

asians and ice cream

bunnies

brad pitt

dinosaur in NYC

casey affleck

adam levine

adam levine & maroon 5 ... you guys and your music is beautiful - thank you for existing!

dagget

i freakin' LOVE the angry beavers! you too? up top *air high five*

ryan reynolds ... tastey as fuck

who are you?

pirates and the a team

when i was searching for pics for this blog, i came across this image of these 4 little asian chicks. at that moment i knew that the heads of the A Team or the stars of Pirates of the Caribbean must be put on their bodies. i emailed the original photo to my roommate that night and the next morning, as soon as i woke up, she had something to show me ... so thank you, Alana, for bringing my vision to life and making it look so fabulous and fagtastic ;D
... mr. t, bradley cooper, and captain barbosa take the cake!