bradley cooper's bathroom

for the love of football / soccer

good game, man, good game.
handshakes are so passe.

flying sting ray

Tom Hardy's lollipop

freaky pictures...

this image ...

is almost as disconcerting as this image ...

and this one ... bitch this be buddah on crack! dude - calm the fuck down ... and fix that cock-eyed thing you got goin' on ...

The life span and sex change of Timmy Turner

we all know Timmy Turner from Fairly Odd Parents and how he's a cute little boy, but annoying as fuck and dumb as a rock. but here's the fun part - if we follow his voice actor (who's actually a woman, shock and awe- her name is Tara Strong and she's pretty bad ass) through her progressive roles, it's like watching Timmy grow up after the Fairly Odd Parents was canned ... So in his teenage years, Timmy realized he would never outgrow his little girl's voice and realized there must have been a reason for why he always wore so much pink - he was a girl trapped in a boy's body. So one wish for a sex change later and POOF!

We have Timmy as the pretty pretty princess he always wanted to be! (Princess Clara from Drawn Together) But as Timmy got older, and started liking more and more boys, he/she became a bit of a skank ... and then there was college ...

One hair bleach and Victoria's Secret run later, we have foxy young lady Timmy ready to partay with the boys! Look out Chester and A.J.! RrrrraaAAAAAAaaarrr! (Rikku from Final Fantasy X and X2) But, none of us, not even a cartoon character, can resist aging. As Timmy's bones shrank, and eyesight worsened, he was transformed into a little old fairy lady.

And thus we see what Timmy has become. Reduced to his/her original height, he/she now lives with his/her blue Indian husband, Mung Dahl, and a cast of adorable comical little creatures on the Cartoon Network Show, Chowder. p.s. - Mung Dahl doesn't know his wife of 495 years, "Truffles", as Timmy now likes to be called, was a dude ...
mumms the word!

beaver blooper

can you spot the beaver blunder? ...actually they did it on purpose but i hope it was just for a whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!?! effect and not cuz they're all gung-ho for their hidden association...

yeah okay i watch waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much angry beavers ... forgive me for reliving my youth before i turn 21 ... i've been having a quater-life-crisis for the past year and fantabulous cartoon antics help a lot :)NRA???? ho shit can you imagine dag or norb with a gun ... there goes the forest ... and, more importantly, what are you trying to tell me nickelodeon? what is this subliminal messaging???