bradley cooper's bathroom

for the love of football / soccer

good game, man, good game.
handshakes are so passe.

flying sting ray

Tom Hardy's lollipop

freaky pictures...

this image ...

is almost as disconcerting as this image ...

and this one ... bitch this be buddah on crack! dude - calm the fuck down ... and fix that cock-eyed thing you got goin' on ...

The life span and sex change of Timmy Turner

we all know Timmy Turner from Fairly Odd Parents and how he's a cute little boy, but annoying as fuck and dumb as a rock. but here's the fun part - if we follow his voice actor (who's actually a woman, shock and awe- her name is Tara Strong and she's pretty bad ass) through her progressive roles, it's like watching Timmy grow up after the Fairly Odd Parents was canned ... So in his teenage years, Timmy realized he would never outgrow his little girl's voice and realized there must have been a reason for why he always wore so much pink - he was a girl trapped in a boy's body. So one wish for a sex change later and POOF!

We have Timmy as the pretty pretty princess he always wanted to be! (Princess Clara from Drawn Together) But as Timmy got older, and started liking more and more boys, he/she became a bit of a skank ... and then there was college ...

One hair bleach and Victoria's Secret run later, we have foxy young lady Timmy ready to partay with the boys! Look out Chester and A.J.! RrrrraaAAAAAAaaarrr! (Rikku from Final Fantasy X and X2) But, none of us, not even a cartoon character, can resist aging. As Timmy's bones shrank, and eyesight worsened, he was transformed into a little old fairy lady.

And thus we see what Timmy has become. Reduced to his/her original height, he/she now lives with his/her blue Indian husband, Mung Dahl, and a cast of adorable comical little creatures on the Cartoon Network Show, Chowder. p.s. - Mung Dahl doesn't know his wife of 495 years, "Truffles", as Timmy now likes to be called, was a dude ...
mumms the word!

beaver blooper

can you spot the beaver blunder? ...actually they did it on purpose but i hope it was just for a whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!?! effect and not cuz they're all gung-ho for their hidden association...

yeah okay i watch waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much angry beavers ... forgive me for reliving my youth before i turn 21 ... i've been having a quater-life-crisis for the past year and fantabulous cartoon antics help a lot :)NRA???? ho shit can you imagine dag or norb with a gun ... there goes the forest ... and, more importantly, what are you trying to tell me nickelodeon? what is this subliminal messaging???

boyscouts ... lol!

meh heh heh heh heh heh ... you know that's funny ...
(and a little hot if the scouts are 18+) who said that?

Muppet Show

kermit gives vincent price, master of horror, a little froggy vampire bite :[) ... thats the best vampire icon i can come up with at the moment ...

bork bork bork!

from the elton john episode, the muppets, in their own words, all look like stolen cars!
oh eighties humor :P

john cleese as a pirate on the spaceship swine trek - freakin hilarious (youtube it!)

god do i love me some muppets! what would my life be like without the sweedish chef and gonzo and kermit and the electric mayhem? i love>

Leonardo in Jail

so this week has been a phantasm f wonder and joy ... and i mean that quite sarcastically. my laptop broke, i had to move and my new apartment only seems to have internet at one spot at 12:50 am, i have an essay due tuesday, and i have blisters that cover the entirety of both of my heels... at this point i'm begging for school to start up again - BEGGING!
oye well thats enough bitchin outta me ... :D if you want a laugh, i suggest you youtube "amv hell" for anime nerdy goodness - boobs and masochism abound! hopefully i'll be able to provide fairly regular and humorous posts now that i am mostly settled in ... enjoy this little quickie with the lovely leo and have a fantastic day :P

post office fruedian slip

so i found this review of a post office in philadelphia and the little fruedian slip at the end is histerical and priceless ... :D

"It does not matter what time you go in there, there will be 15 peopel in line and one person behind the counter. God forbid you get them when they are on their cell phone! You, the customer, can wait for their phone call to end. I also enjoy the obnoxiously loud rap music that blasts from the black and you hear the other employees laughing. Typical lazy behavior!‎"

robert downey jr and his jude

in honor of inception's opening day (and my 40th post), i wanted to present my parody of another fabulous film: "Sherlock Holmes". it's not a parody of the film, per say, but rather of the film-making process. i being one of the millions of fan girls that wanted sherlock and watson / robert downey jr. and jude law to get it on, i created this comic because i could not concentrate on studying for an ancient world civilizations mid term ... enjoy ... :D
this comic i made for my friends was the reason i started this blog - their awesome reaction to it made me think that i could hopefully brighten other people's day with my ridiculous antics.

inception ... was ... all it was supposed to be and more

thank you, tom hardy, for existing with your lusciously huge black-guy lips and homoerotic inuendo with joseph gordon levitt in inception *heart heart heart*

inception was a phenomenal work of cinematography. beautiful cast aside, the concept and plot were well executed and easy to follow while still being intriguing and intelligent. you were completely enveloped in their world and it was truly fascinating. i would love to share a dream and be in that universe if not just for the limitless possibilities, but for the gorgeous men.

go see it, bitches. you will not be disappointed :D

terribly amazing texts

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naaaaaail partaaaaaay

alana, kate, steph, and i just had a smidge of a nail paraty and got our creative juices a-flowin in a rediculous way. it was epic, it was awesome, and it will be repeated every tuesday in between our classes. they will get more complex and (according to what we discussed today) more cheeky ;P
on kate's thumb, alana painted a cat face and on her other thumb... she attempted to paint a cat. its a bit hard to see, but that shiny blob thingy on the right thumb nail is "derpy cat" shortly after we nearly pissed our pants looking at this fucked up cat, kate plunged him into a cap of nail polish remover saying "diiiiiiie!" but its okay derpy cat, if we learned anything from watching the rediculous amount of animal planet we watched today, its that you, like half-tusk, can "learn the healing power of time".

steph had alana paint leopard spots over her bright orange base and proceeded to claw and guuuur occasionally throughout the evening :)

as for myself, i attempted to do a zebra print because i looooove me some zebra print and pink and lime green are my favorite colors. i cannot remember the last time i painted my nails and designed on them so i was quite shocked and happy with the results. i will most certainly step up my game for next week ;D

fun as that was, right now i cannot tear my mind away from the amazing phantasm i am about to behold - yes, i am going to the midnight premier of Inception. tom, leo, joe, cilly - i love you boys and i can't wait to see how glorious you are together!!!!!

... something's ... missing ...

nobody's whiter than me

my mom is a pip - she called to say hello and asked "are you going to bed soon? i bet not because i saw that those shows you like like 'nobody's whiter than me' are on late" ... she meant "the whitest kids u know" ...

i laughed so hard ... though that might just be me.
what the hell kind of crazy racist show would "nobody's whiter than me" be?

if you haven't checked out whitest kids, you totally should - they have a freakin dinosaur rap ... it's mad bitchin and friggen hilarious.
p.s. - darren trumeter is hot as hell. <3

strip tease orangutan

pimp juice

inception

who else is stoked out of their freakin' minds about inception???? Leonardo Dicaprio, Tom Hardy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Cillian Murphy just sitting together and chatting would have been good enough for me - but no! they're in a movie with an amazing concept that i've been waiting to see for months! this is the most manticipated movie of the year: men want to see it and women want to see it for the men. this is a man-gold film if there ever was one ...